the reincarnation of andraste

So this fuck. This is Carrow “gives no fucks about your Blight” Amell. He’s here for booze, hookers, and cheap glory.

Carrow is what came of my desire to play a character who makes all the awful choices in DAO. He killed Connor, he annulled the Circle, let Branka live and make more golems all that. If there was a way to get Alistair to perform the Dark Ritual with Morrigan while also recruiting Loghain, he’d do that, too. As it stands, Alistair gets forced into a marriage with Anora while Loghain gets to sleep with Morrigan for maximum discomfort.

He’s a racist douchebag, a coward, and all around horrible human being. But he’s also very good at making sure certain people see certain sides of him - that’s his self-preservation. Carrow is all about Carrow all the time. If he owned a television network, it would be Why Carrow is Awesome 24/7. He’s unrepentant, irredeemable, and to be honest kind of refreshing. I like playing someone who legitimately gives zero fucks.

Y’all remember dick!mage Carrow? This is his cousin, Brona Hawke.

No, I haven’t finished his playthrough. I just really wanted to make her face. They look a little a like, but not much.

Act 2! This set got… messy. :| The first page is a disaster of arrows, and the third page is kind of sad and pathetic. BUT HERE IT IS, and here is the Act 1 set.

The PDF of the whole thing will go up on Box when I’m done.

So here’s the Act 1 “spreadsheet” for DA2 containing the optimal quest order (more or less) as well as approval. The approval may be borked. I haven’t tested any of it; it came off the DA Wiki. Each page will print at 8.5 x 11” and fill the sheet. You’ll want to open the images from my tumblr page to get the full resolution. If you want, I can make a larger, poster sized version, too, that will fit together when printed.

My suggestion is to do A Friend in the Guard, A Business Discussion, Long Way Home, and then quests related to A New Home since that leads to the Act 1 conclusion. The quests flow in that order (you’ll see “START” and the Destruction of Lothering topping each page).