HEY SO THE MASKED EMPIRE IS AMAZING AND YOU SHOULD READ IT

it’s like the dragon age fandom was just resurrected from the dead

blood magic

So this fuck. This is Carrow “gives no fucks about your Blight” Amell. He’s here for booze, hookers, and cheap glory.

Carrow is what came of my desire to play a character who makes all the awful choices in DAO. He killed Connor, he annulled the Circle, let Branka live and make more golems all that. If there was a way to get Alistair to perform the Dark Ritual with Morrigan while also recruiting Loghain, he’d do that, too. As it stands, Alistair gets forced into a marriage with Anora while Loghain gets to sleep with Morrigan for maximum discomfort.

He’s a racist douchebag, a coward, and all around horrible human being. But he’s also very good at making sure certain people see certain sides of him - that’s his self-preservation. Carrow is all about Carrow all the time. If he owned a television network, it would be Why Carrow is Awesome 24/7. He’s unrepentant, irredeemable, and to be honest kind of refreshing. I like playing someone who legitimately gives zero fucks.

Demons, Dragon Age ()

I should lose ten pounds and cosplay as a desire demon one day.

(via weirdoqueen)

Act 2! This set got… messy. :| The first page is a disaster of arrows, and the third page is kind of sad and pathetic. BUT HERE IT IS, and here is the Act 1 set.

The PDF of the whole thing will go up on Box when I’m done.

So here’s the Act 1 “spreadsheet” for DA2 containing the optimal quest order (more or less) as well as approval. The approval may be borked. I haven’t tested any of it; it came off the DA Wiki. Each page will print at 8.5 x 11” and fill the sheet. You’ll want to open the images from my tumblr page to get the full resolution. If you want, I can make a larger, poster sized version, too, that will fit together when printed.

My suggestion is to do A Friend in the Guard, A Business Discussion, Long Way Home, and then quests related to A New Home since that leads to the Act 1 conclusion. The quests flow in that order (you’ll see “START” and the Destruction of Lothering topping each page).

Pretty Princess Hair Mahariel is in your game. Ruining your canon.

I will get a screen shot of her in a helmet as soon as I find one.

PRETTY PRINCESS HAIR MAHARIEL GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT YOUR CANON

PRETTY PRINCESS HAIR MAHARIEL GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT YOUR CANON

Can anyone point me in the direction of high resolution concept art/screen shots of kirkwall?

In an absolutely perfect world, this means images that are 1000px or more in one direction, but I’ll take what I can get.

If you have screenshots you’d be willing to share, drop me an ask and I can give you my email address. Credit for those screenshots will be given on the final product. And everyone reading this right now is going “Reg your attempts to be secretive about this are hilarious since it’s readily transparent why you’re asking.”