the reincarnation of andraste

BLOOD MAGIC

BLOOD MAGIC

REEEEEG!

ashstoner:

thewolf-inme:

skiesovergideon:

thessalian:

Heh. Lyna’s like, “If I am dead, I’m not going to sully my uthenera with moron-blood. If I’m not dead, maybe I’ll come back and slip rashweed in his smalls.”

This thought is Reg-approved. :3

I read that as ‘sully my uterus’.

>_>

YOU WERE NOT THE ONLY ONE.  XD

I always read uthenera as either euthanasia or urethra. I don’t know what that says about me. Nothing good, I’m sure.

REEEEEG!

thessalian:

skiesovergideon:

thessalian:

Heh. Lyna’s like, “If I am dead, I’m not going to sully my uthenera with moron-blood. If I’m not dead, maybe I’ll come back and slip rashweed in his smalls.”

This thought is Reg-approved. :3

Oh gods. I CAN SEE THIS:

Lyna: (post-Tower-of-Ishal) …All the Wardens are dead. ‘Cept me and Alistair. It’s two Wardens against a Blight!

Carrow: Well. Looks like the Blight will get your world after all. Can we watch? Is there that popcorn thing?

Lyna: *glare; stealth; RASHWEED*

Carrow is the rain on your parade.

Lyna responds by capsizing the boat and stealing the only life jacket!

REEEEEG!

thessalian:

Heh. Lyna’s like, “If I am dead, I’m not going to sully my uthenera with moron-blood. If I’m not dead, maybe I’ll come back and slip rashweed in his smalls.”

This thought is Reg-approved. :3

REEEEEG!

solitae:

skiesovergideon:

aithne:

skiesovergideon:

thessalian:

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

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Reg.

Reg.

…HOW DO YOU PLAY A XENOPHOBIC, MISANTHROPIC BIGOT SO VERY, VERY WELL?!?

IDK BUT IT FUCKING TERRIFIES ME THAT I DO. DDDDDDD8 I FEEL SO VERY AWFUL ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HE SAYS I REALLY DO AND I’M SO SORRY SO VERY VERY SORRY. DDD8 EVERYONE IN THE BAR I’M SO VERY SORRY.

maybe is that’s my migraines make me into a misanthropic douche?

Kathil’s gone past ‘offended’ into ‘highly amused’.  :D  

I’M KIND OF SURPRISED NO ONE HAS ACTUALLY TRIED TO KNIFE HIM. LIKE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE “LOLWHATEVS BRO” IS AMAZING.

and good because idk if i have the brainspace for srs bsns right now but i can try

lol, I’m just waiting to see if someone does! Lils was flailing in my head and wanted to know if she could eat him, but then she got distracted from her flailing because Brielle was scared of her.

LILS IS WELCOME TO YELL AT HIM.

I was picking and choosing who I replied to earlier because, like I said, migraine and I don’t want to stretch myself too thin with that condition and him being a dick. I’m actually doing my best to moderate him, if that makes sense. He’s abrasive and horrible, but he could be much worse.

Which is disturbing really.

REEEEEG!

weirdoqueen:

skiesovergideon:

aithne:

skiesovergideon:

thessalian:

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

…HOW DO YOU PLAY A XENOPHOBIC, MISANTHROPIC BIGOT SO VERY, VERY WELL?!?

IDK BUT IT FUCKING TERRIFIES ME THAT I DO. DDDDDDD8 I FEEL SO VERY AWFUL ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HE SAYS I REALLY DO AND I’M SO SORRY SO VERY VERY SORRY. DDD8 EVERYONE IN THE BAR I’M SO VERY SORRY.

maybe is that’s my migraines make me into a misanthropic douche?

Kathil’s gone past ‘offended’ into ‘highly amused’.  :D  

I’M KIND OF SURPRISED NO ONE HAS ACTUALLY TRIED TO KNIFE HIM. LIKE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE “LOLWHATEVS BRO” IS AMAZING.

and good because idk if i have the brainspace for srs bsns right now but i can try

Xan reallllyyy wants to just jump him but being 7 months pregnant means nope

*shifty eyes*

That might be his next target, just warning you I’m so sorry he is a horrible person I don’t know why I made him it makes me sad he’s in my head *sob*

REEEEEG!

aithne:

skiesovergideon:

thessalian:

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

…HOW DO YOU PLAY A XENOPHOBIC, MISANTHROPIC BIGOT SO VERY, VERY WELL?!?

IDK BUT IT FUCKING TERRIFIES ME THAT I DO. DDDDDDD8 I FEEL SO VERY AWFUL ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HE SAYS I REALLY DO AND I’M SO SORRY SO VERY VERY SORRY. DDD8 EVERYONE IN THE BAR I’M SO VERY SORRY.

maybe is that’s my migraines make me into a misanthropic douche?

Kathil’s gone past ‘offended’ into ‘highly amused’.  :D  

I’M KIND OF SURPRISED NO ONE HAS ACTUALLY TRIED TO KNIFE HIM. LIKE THE FACT THAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE “LOLWHATEVS BRO” IS AMAZING.

and good because idk if i have the brainspace for srs bsns right now but i can try

REEEEEG!

thessalian:

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

Reg.

…HOW DO YOU PLAY A XENOPHOBIC, MISANTHROPIC BIGOT SO VERY, VERY WELL?!?

IDK BUT IT FUCKING TERRIFIES ME THAT I DO. DDDDDDD8 I FEEL SO VERY AWFUL ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HE SAYS I REALLY DO AND I’M SO SORRY SO VERY VERY SORRY. DDD8 EVERYONE IN THE BAR I’M SO VERY SORRY.

maybe is that’s my migraines make me into a misanthropic douche?