Reg’s Mom on Archangel

rabbivole:

biowareaccordingtomom:

Mom: nice beans!
Reg: What?
Mom: angle!
Mom: angle is nice beans
Mom: not sour beans
Mom: bug boy
Reg: What?
Mom: not shot 2 kill
Mom: shiels but not health
Mom: bug thing
Mom: gars?

Watching my mom play video games makes me feel so stupid sometimes. I wasn’t paying enough attention and had no idea who Archangel was. For a while, I thought he was Jack. Gold star for Reg. Mom, of course, knows it the minute he doesn’t wipe out her shields. :|

this is adorable but i don’t…. know why she’s talking about beans….. help…..

For whatever reason, my mom has decided all turians are some variation of bean - likely because Saren is “sour beans.” That’s what she called him all of ME1. I don’t know *why*, it’s not like “Saren” is a hard name to say.

Saren was sour, Garrus was nice, hence Garrus is nice beans.

Tags: i put money on victus being president beans or the president of the beans oh god the turians are bean people