Have you ever seen a basilisk? Ate jellied ham? Ate jellied basilisk? Seen Jon Hamm?
Anonymous

If I’d seen a basilisk, I’d be stone, silly. Unless you mean the reflection of one. In which case, yes. Mmm, jellied ham. I’ll jelly your ham, anon. Jellied basilisk is pretty gross, I wouldn’t recommend it, and Jon Hamm is pretty hot when he doesn’t look like a grungy hobo. I’d jelly his ham.

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