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Avengers Trailer 2

HERE IT IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CANT WATCH IT ON APPLE.COM.

I’M NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO WATCH THIS FOR FIVE HOURS WAAAAH, but here it is for those interested who don’t have my time constraints <3

HOLY MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR.

there’s no describing the waves of popcorn-sized, orgasmic chills i just suffered here at my desk.

GUH.  GET IN ME.

I will more than likely see this (so long as they don’t ONLY show it in the 4-D theatre here like they pulled with Captain America and the recent Star Wars re-release), but if I had to judge by this trailer?

I would guess that it is a movie about a bunch of dudes with superpowers who spend most of their time fighting amongst themselves, and then Black Widow gets to “persuade” them to join, and then just look really pretty now and again. Tell me that the ONLY female superhero marketed for this movie gets to do more than play fanwank eyecandy. 

lmao that’s exactly what the Avengers comics are about in general - a bunch of misfits who don’t fit who become a family.

And when Black Widow says “persuade,” she means “I will drop kick your ass into a concussion, dislocate your arms, and drag your sorry sack of bones onto that plane and make you come so let’s just play nice okay?” Because she is fabulous.