REEEEEG!

thessalian:

skiesovergideon:

thessalian:

Heh. Lyna’s like, “If I am dead, I’m not going to sully my uthenera with moron-blood. If I’m not dead, maybe I’ll come back and slip rashweed in his smalls.”

This thought is Reg-approved. :3

Oh gods. I CAN SEE THIS:

Lyna: (post-Tower-of-Ishal) …All the Wardens are dead. ‘Cept me and Alistair. It’s two Wardens against a Blight!

Carrow: Well. Looks like the Blight will get your world after all. Can we watch? Is there that popcorn thing?

Lyna: *glare; stealth; RASHWEED*

Carrow is the rain on your parade.

Lyna responds by capsizing the boat and stealing the only life jacket!